man/woman/dogs
Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

Phil, Bill, Jill and Will

I know a man named Phil and he has a dog named Bill.
Phil was walking Bill down the street when they came across Jill and her dog Will. Bill and Will began to smell each other’s butts, Phil and Jill tried to stop them. However, the leash of Bill got tangled with the leash of of Will. So Phil and Jill began to try and untangle Bill and Will, but they got tangled up too. Which caused Phil to fall on Jill.

As they lay there all tangled up together, Bill and Will broke free and looked puzzled at Phil and Jill as they began to smell each other’s butts. It was then that Bill said to Will, “stupid humans.”

JHS_Thinkr10 – 9.5.18


 

guy/tennisshoe
Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

The Guy With a Blown Out Tennis Shoe

This morning I went about my normal routine getting ready for work, once I sat down in my car and began backing up out of my driveway I noticed my neighbor came jogging along side me. I sped up to about 35 mph and he was right there keeping pace with me.

When I exited onto the highway moving along at a speed of 55 mph, he was right there besides me. I couldn’t believe it, so I sped up to 65 mph. I looked back using the rear view mirror and noticed he had tumbled and rolled off into a ditch.
I pulled my car over, got out, ran over to him, and asked “are you alright, you were doing so well, apparently 65 mph is to fast for you!?”

He said, no it’s not that, my tennis shoe had a blow out.


 

milkyway/galaxy/person/night
Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

Where You Can Find, where you’ve been all your life.

milkyway/galaxy/person/night
Where You Can Find, where you’ve been all your life.

Where have you been all my life?


 

morons/big/little
Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

Two Moron’s On a Plank

There was a big moron and a little moron standing on a plank, the plank shimmered a little in the wind, the big moron fell off, the little moron didn’t fall off.

Why didn’t the little moron fall off?

Because he was a little more on!

Mr. Harper_Andromeda


Royality free images at pixabay.com – Ryan McGuire Images