…when words can be how we perceive the possibilities to get a new look into word play.
Actually I brought you here with a title, perhaps I shouldn’t have.
Taming wild life isn’t really what I have experienced over the last year or so. I’ve been practicing how to relax wildlife at the presence of feeding said wildlife.
For instance, birds, and deer. For the most part, the birds.
Woodpeckers, blue jays, cardinals,little chickadees, etc,… Deer.
Six feet from the back door of the house there lies a bird feeder I constructed so the birds can feed. Not to mention the consent shooing away the squirrels.
At first I just wanted to feed the birds while watching their behaviour.
The amount of understanding I was learning about them, I was a bit surprised I retained any. Did you know a woodpeckers tongue wraps around the back of their brain?
It acts as a shock absorber so the woodpeckers brain doesn’t bang against its skull.
Honestly what I really experienced astonished me.
I figured while I was with-in five feet of the bird feeder and the bird would quickly land on the tree branch above my head, thus chirping as if the sun wasn’t going to rise.
And, of course I would do the human interpretation of chirping back at the little birdies.
My mind dreamily thinking, how a bird can be a dinosaur.
Anyway, now here’s the ~Theory part of this story.
Are you with me?
Bowing to wildlife!
I began bowing to the wildlife, slowly to bow, slowly to rise, repeatedly.
After awhile I strongly believe, it works.
Bowing to the wildlife had an effect of them.
They began to relax around me.
The reward was a distance of three feet from the feeder certain flying dinosaurs would fly in. Its kinda hard to obtain an image of this animals are awesome experience.
I suppose I’ll try this coming spring of 2018.
I had to ask myself, why is this a ~Theory? The longterm experience continues and I haven’t been able to prove or to provide any facts to the question,
Does bowing down to wildlife help them to relax?
I supposed it does. I find myself thinking I shouldn’t ask this question -but- that’s the very thing that has driven me to ask, laugh out loud.
Giggle, giggles, I did ask an associate.
He ask me if I was gonna become a deer whisperer.
I like his wit and sense of humor. It makes the morning go by more enjoyable.
Maybe you could try it. Be very cautious if you do.
We wouldn’t want anything bad happen.
I can only speak as to what I have experienced over the last year.
I’ll slowly continue and increase their experiment and get back to you on this.
I thinkr5 would enjoy my story.
There was this guy, it wasn’t Bruce Lee, but this other guy.
He decided to swim across the atlantic ocean.
He swam halfway, realized it was too far, and then swam back.
Thank you, thank you very much.
Hello Everybody, what you are about to read isn’t meant for you to be offended.
Because I’m a thinkr I was in the process of humoring my self about a month ago.
I had the overwhelming desire to acquire a lap Dog.
I thought to myself, if I was to get a Dog what would I name my new Dog?
So I concluded I would name my Dog God.
It just seemed fitting to me since Dog is God backwards.
And then it happened, a light bulb went off in my head.
If I were to have a Dog named God, I would be able to boss God around.
“Give me back my donut God,
Go lay down God,
Do you want to go outside God,
Come here God, other people would say,
God is so cute,
How old is God,
I wish I had a pet like God, and all the little children would love God,
and want to play with God.”
But, as it stands now I’m not able to have a Dog, because God would be so expensive and I can barely make it through a month of food with my current budget.
And feeding God would be beyond my ability.
I Hope you found this as humorous as I did.