Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

The Guy With a Blown Out Tennis Shoe

This morning I went about my normal routine getting ready for work, once I sat down in my car and began backing up out of my driveway I noticed my neighbor came jogging along side me. I sped up to about 35 mph and he was right there keeping pace with me.

When I exited onto the highway moving along at a speed of 55 mph, he was right there besides me. I couldn’t believe it, so I sped up to 65 mph. I looked back using the rear view mirror and noticed he had tumbled and rolled off into a ditch.
I pulled my car over, got out, ran over to him, and asked “are you alright, you were doing so well, apparently 65 mph is to fast for you!?”

He said, no it’s not that, my tennis shoe had a blow out.