beared/man/dull
creative writing, Thinkr8, writing

He’s Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

He’s Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed.

As a matter of fact, He’s really quite dull.
Gangly was his posture.
Bearded face, Einstein hair, baggy jeans.

His intelligence of knowledge was overflowing, too much knowledge stifled his brain power. Moving through day’s of life and power of knowledge prohibited his emotions.

As a matter of fact, he’s really quite dull.

I’m sorry, was I writing this?

He’s Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed!


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man/woman/dogs
Thinkr8, Thinkr8 Has Jokes

Phil, Bill, Jill and Will

I know a man named Phil and he has a dog named Bill.
Phil was walking Bill down the street when they came across Jill and her dog Will. Bill and Will began to smell each other’s butts, Phil and Jill tried to stop them. However, the leash of Bill got tangled with the leash of of Will. So Phil and Jill began to try and untangle Bill and Will, but they got tangled up too. Which caused Phil to fall on Jill.

As they lay there all tangled up together, Bill and Will broke free and looked puzzled at Phil and Jill as they began to smell each other’s butts. It was then that Bill said to Will, “stupid humans.”

JHS_Thinkr10 – 9.5.18


 

like/happy/wow/sad/angry
Social Media, Thinkr8

Can I like Your Like?

Have you ever thought about this, I just did.

Can I like you like.
Can I like you love.
Can I like you’re happy.
Can I like your wow.
Can I like you’re sad.
Can I like you’re angry.

Can I love your like.
Can I love your Love.
Can I love you’re happy.
Can I love you’re sad.
Can I love your wow.
Can I love you’re sad.
Can I love you’re angry.

Can I be happy you like.
Can I be happy you love.
Can I be happy you’re happy.
Can I be happy you’re wowed.
Can I be happy you’re sad.
Can I be happy you’re angry.

Can I be wowed at your like.
Can I be wowed you love.
Can I be wowed you’re happy.
Can I be wowed you’re wowed.
Can I be wowed you’re sad.
Can I be wowed you’re angry.

Can I be sad you like.
Can I be sad you love.
Can I be sad you’re happy.
Can I be sad you’re wowed.
Can I be sad you’re sad.
Can I be sad you’re angry.

Can I be angry you like.
Can I be angry you love.
Can I be angry you’re happy.
Can I be angry you’re wowed.
Can I be angry you’re sad.
Can I be angry you’re angry.

In reality I can, in social media I can’t.

This can go on and on, do you have one!?

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